I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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