finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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