Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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