if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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