i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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