the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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