Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think I sprained my soul last night
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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