i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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