Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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