Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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