I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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