We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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