respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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