What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Pants are for mortals
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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