The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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