Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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