You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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