You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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