bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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