so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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