i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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