can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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