There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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