I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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