I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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