I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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