i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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