my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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