Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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