Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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