its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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