Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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