Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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