Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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