This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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