I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Someone came in the potted fern
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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