'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize