i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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