Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I need a burrito and a hug.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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