i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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