god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Drunk is not a location!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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