weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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