Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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