the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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