If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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