It's like God shit irony all over that family
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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