At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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