Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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