if i can run in heels then i can drive
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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