whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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