Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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