So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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