There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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