im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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