BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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