508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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